{"product_id":"eat-it-or-starve-kitchen-rules-paddle-board","title":"Eat It Or Starve Kitchen Rules Humorous Wooden Paddle Board","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Eat It Or Starve' Kitchen Rules Paddle Board is a brilliantly sarcastic wooden board designed to bring a touch of unapologetic humour to any busy household kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for those who believe in tough love (and limited meal choices), this decorative paddle board serves as a firm, yet funny, reminder of whose rules govern the cooking space. Crafted from durable wood, it features clear, bold lettering and a classic paddle shape, making it an excellent statement piece for shelving, countertops, or hanging near the pantry. It makes a fantastic, cheeky gift for new homeowners, messy housemates, or the undisputed chef of the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Details \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 34cm (Height) x 16cm (Width).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: High-quality, durable wood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Traditional kitchen paddle board shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUsage: Ideal kitchen décor or a humorous housewarming gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to Display: Includes hanging hole for easy mounting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a functional chopping board?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, this paddle board is designed as either a decorative item or as a functional chopping board for kitchen display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I care for the sign?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimply wipe clean with a dry, soft cloth. It is designed for indoor use only and should be kept away from excessive moisture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the design come in different colours?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrently, we stock this specific design in the classic wooden finish shown, ensuring the text remains bold and legible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake it yours:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove the design but want to add a personal touch? We’d love to help you create a one-of-a-kind piece! This board makes a stunning gift for weddings, housewarmings,  anniversaries or any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Order:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease enter your details in the Personalisation Box. Be sure to include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNames \/ Text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImportant dates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpecial Requests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note: Personalised and bespoke items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they are found to be faulty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A \u0026 C Creative Concoctions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56205463552383,"sku":"149","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/1534\/0671\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_g3nxiag3nxiag3nx.png?v=1768945627","url":"https:\/\/ac-creative-concoctions.co.uk\/products\/eat-it-or-starve-kitchen-rules-paddle-board","provider":"A \u0026 C Creative Concoctions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}