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It is the perfect standout centrepiece for any modern UK kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Benefits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium UK Quality Hardwood:\u003c\/strong\u003e Constructed from high-quality, sustainably sourced hardwood, this board is built to withstand rigorous daily use while remaining appropriately gentle on your expensive knife blades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrecision Laser Engraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e The unforgettable, witty design is etched permanently into the wood. Unlike lower-quality printed alternatives, this etching will not scratch, fade, or peel over time, ensuring the comedy lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDual-Use Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Reserve the smooth, plain reverse side for all heavy-duty slicing and chopping. Keep the humorous, engraved side pristine for use as an eye-catching serving platter, decorative piece, or charcuterie display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ideal Novelty Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e A truly distinctive and memorable present for housewarmings, birthdays, or for the devoted poultry enthusiast, pun lover, or dedicated home cook in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Natural Hardwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 34cm x 16cm (Approx.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes an integrated handle, perfect for easy carrying or organised hanging display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash only with mild soap. Do not soak. To maintain the wood’s natural colour and lustre, treat occasionally with food-grade mineral oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShould I cut food on the engraved side?\u003c\/strong\u003e We strongly recommend using the smooth reverse side for regular food preparation to protect the longevity of the laser engraving. The humorous side is best reserved for serving and display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the colour of the wood be exactly like the picture?\u003c\/strong\u003e Due to the natural variations in wood grain and texture, the final version of your board may vary slightly in colour, tone, and engraving depth. 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