'Cut My Food Into Pieces' Engraved Bamboo Chopping Board

If you know, you know. This is the ultimate kitchen accessory for fans of classic rock and humorous home décor. Our 'Cut My Food Into Pieces' rectangular chopping board is more than just a surface for prep; it's a witty statement piece guaranteed to make your guests smile.

Crafted from sustainable bamboo, this sturdy board provides an excellent, knife-friendly surface for slicing, dicing, and arranging your culinary creations. Whether you're a keen chef or looking for a unique novelty gift, this engraved board is a fantastic addition to any UK kitchen.

Key Specifications

• Dimensions: 30cm (Length) x 20cm (Width)
• Material: High-quality, durable Bamboo
• Design: Featuring the iconic 'Cut my food into pieces' engraving
• Finish Options: Available as precision laser scored or deeply laser engraved
• Shape: Classic Rectangle
• Uses: Ideal as a chopping board, cheese board, or kitchen display piece

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the best way to care for the bamboo board?

We highly recommend washing the board by hand using mild detergent. Please do not place it in a dishwasher. To maintain the bamboo’s condition and prevent splitting, occasional oiling with a food-safe mineral oil is advised.

Is the engraving permanent?

Yes, the design is applied using high-precision lasers, meaning the lettering is permanently etched into the wood surface. It will not wash off or fade with normal use.

Is this board suitable for heavy chopping?

Absolutely. Bamboo is a naturally durable material. While it is sturdy enough for daily chopping, many customers choose to use the engraved side for display and the reverse side for heavier cutting to preserve the decorative text.