Cut My Food Into Pieces' Witty Engraved Chopping Board

This high-quality, sustainable bamboo chopping board is the ultimate witty statement piece for the modern British kitchen, featuring the iconic, music-inspired phrase: 'Cut My Food Into Pieces'.

Guaranteed to spark conversation and raise a smile, this board is perfect for rock fans, comedy lovers, or anyone who appreciates truly unique kitchen décor. Crafted for both daily use and display, it’s the perfect way to bring a bit of personality and quintessentially British humour to your culinary prep time.

Sustainable Style & Resilience

We craft each board from high-quality, sustainable hevea—a naturally resilient and highly knife-friendly surface. Hevea is an excellent, hygienic choice for your culinary workspace, as it is less prone to harbouring bacteria than traditional hardwoods.

Whether you are searching for a sturdy surface for dicing vegetables, a stylish platter for serving artisan cheeses, or a novelty gift that truly stands out, this precision laser-etched piece is an essential and versatile addition to any UK home.

Key Specifications

• Dimensions: Approx. 30cm (Length) x 20cm (Width)
• Material: Naturally durable, high-quality Bamboo
• Design: Precision laser etched with the iconic 'Cut my food into pieces' text
• Versatility: Ideal as a chopping board, cheese serving platter, or decorative kitchen display piece
• Shape: Classic Rectangular design

FAQ

What is the best way to care for the board?

We highly recommend washing the board by hand using mild detergent. Please do not place it in a dishwasher, as this can cause the wood to split. To maintain the bamboo’s beautiful condition, occasional oiling with a food-safe mineral oil is advised.

Is the engraving permanent?

Yes. The design is applied using high-precision lasers, meaning the lettering is permanently etched (scored or deeply engraved depending on your selected finish option) into the wood surface. It will not wash off or fade with normal use.

Is this board suitable for heavy chopping?

Absolutely. Hevea is a naturally sturdy and resilient material. While the board is suitable for daily cutting, many customers choose to use the engraved side purely for display and serving, reserving the reverse side for heavy-duty slicing and dicing to preserve the decorative text.

Make it yours:

Love the design but want to add a personal touch? We’d love to help you create a one-of-a-kind piece! This board makes a stunning gift for weddings, housewarmings,  anniversaries or any occasion.

How to Order:

Please enter your details in the Personalisation Box. Be sure to include:

• Names / Text
• Important dates
• Special Requests

Please note: Personalised and bespoke items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they are found to be faulty.