‘She’s Got a Knife!’ Funny Chicken Engraved Wooden Chopping Board

This isn’t just a chopping board; it’s a robust, hardwood kitchen statement piece featuring a hilarious laser-engraved image of three terrified chickens and the iconic, timeless caption, “She’s got a KNIFE!”

Guaranteed to bring farmyard chaos and British wit to your culinary routine, this durable board is the perfect blend of practical kitchen utility and standout decorative humour. Whether you are prepping a complex Sunday dinner, presenting a sophisticated charcuterie platter, or searching for the ultimate conversation starter, this engraved piece delivers.

Key Features & Benefits

• Premium UK Quality Hardwood: Constructed from high-quality, sustainable hardwood, this board is built to be robust enough for rigorous daily meal preparation while remaining gentle on your expensive knife blades.

• Precision Laser Engraving: The witty design is etched permanently into the wood, ensuring the comedy lasts. Unlike printed alternatives, this etching will not scratch, fade, or peel over time.

• The Dual-Use Design: Keep the engraved side pristine for use as a standout decorative piece, serving platter, or charcuterie display. Utilise the smooth, plain reverse side for all your heavy-duty slicing and chopping needs.

• The Ideal Novelty Gift: A brilliant, distinctive present for housewarmings, birthdays, or for the devoted poultry enthusiast and pun lover in your life.

Product Details & Care

• Material: 100% Natural Hardwood

• Dimensions: 34cm x 16cm (Approx.)

• Features: Includes an integrated handle, perfect for easy carrying or organised hanging display.

• Care Instructions: Hand wash only with mild soap. Do not soak. To maintain the wood’s natural colour and lustre, treat occasionally with food-grade mineral oil.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

• Should I cut food on the engraved side? We strongly recommend using the smooth reverse side for regular food preparation to protect the longevity of the laser engraving. The humorous side is best reserved for serving and display.

• Will the colour of the wood be exactly like the picture? Due to the natural variations in wood grain and texture, the final version of your board may vary slightly in colour, tone, and engraving depth. This ensures that every piece you receive is entirely unique.

• Is the wood safe for food contact? Yes. This board is made from natural hardwood and is safe for serving cheese, meats, and vegetables.