Funny Chicken ‘She’s Got a Knife!’ Engraved Wooden Chopping Board

This is a premium, sustainable hardwood chopping board featuring a robust dual-use design and a hilarious, precision laser-engraving of three panicked chickens captioned, “She’s got a KNIFE!”

More than just a practical kitchen tool, this engraved board is designed to inject genuine British wit and farmyard chaos into your culinary setup. Whether you are searching for a distinctive conversation starter, preparing a complex Sunday lunch, or presenting a sophisticated charcuterie platter, this durable piece serves up utility and humour in equal measure. It is the perfect standout centrepiece for any modern UK kitchen.

Key Features & Benefits

• Premium UK Quality Hardwood: Constructed from high-quality, sustainably sourced hardwood, this board is built to withstand rigorous daily use while remaining appropriately gentle on your expensive knife blades.

• Precision Laser Engraving: The unforgettable, witty design is etched permanently into the wood. Unlike lower-quality printed alternatives, this etching will not scratch, fade, or peel over time, ensuring the comedy lasts.

• Dual-Use Design: Reserve the smooth, plain reverse side for all heavy-duty slicing and chopping. Keep the humorous, engraved side pristine for use as an eye-catching serving platter, decorative piece, or charcuterie display.

• The Ideal Novelty Gift: A truly distinctive and memorable present for housewarmings, birthdays, or for the devoted poultry enthusiast, pun lover, or dedicated home cook in your life.

Product Details & Care

• Material: 100% Natural Hardwood

• Dimensions: 34cm x 16cm (Approx.)

• Features: Includes an integrated handle, perfect for easy carrying or organised hanging display.

• Care Instructions: Hand wash only with mild soap. Do not soak. To maintain the wood’s natural colour and lustre, treat occasionally with food-grade mineral oil.

FAQ

• Should I cut food on the engraved side? We strongly recommend using the smooth reverse side for regular food preparation to protect the longevity of the laser engraving. The humorous side is best reserved for serving and display.

• Will the colour of the wood be exactly like the picture? Due to the natural variations in wood grain and texture, the final version of your board may vary slightly in colour, tone, and engraving depth. This ensures that every piece you receive is entirely unique.

• Is the wood safe for food contact? Yes. This board is made from natural hardwood and is safe for serving cheese, meats, and vegetables.

• Make it yours:

  Love the design but want to add a personal touch? We’d love to help you create a one-of-a-kind piece! This board makes a stunning gift for weddings, housewarmings,  anniversaries or any occasion.

  How to Order:

  Please enter your details in the Personalisation Box. Be sure to include:

  • Names / Text
  • Important dates
  • Special Requests

  Please note: Personalised and bespoke items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they are found to be faulty.